Say What??!?!?

Back in the day these two lovely individuals made a baby.  The one on the right decided to do too many prescription pills and kicked the bucket.  The one on the left was left to raise the baby alone.  In an interview with Angelano Magazine (who?!?) Michelle Williams said that when their daughter matilda is old enough she will sit down and watch daddies famous movie Brokeback Mountain with her daughter.  Says Michelle;

“I was just an actor who happened to be lucky enough to be in the right place, and it was the place where I met Matilda’s father, and that is a lot. It was a lot. And it will be a lot for Matilda too, when she gets around to watching it. I will watch it with her, when she’s ready. It is hard to imagine what that would feel like, but one day, yes, we will watch it together.”

This sounds either really sweet or really akward.  On the one hand Michelle could walk her through all the moments she had with Heath during the movie.  Something like "in this scene mommy and daddy got really emotional and then went back to daddy's trailer and f**cked like bunnies and made you." On the other hand it could be something like "this where daddy simulates butt sex on another man.  clothes your eyes."  Don't even get me started on the famous "spit scene". 

via The Frisky

Gay Daddies

I just posted on why I think Elton is a bad gay daddy and now I'm going to post about these two.  Neil Patrick Harris and his partner of a 100 years David Burtka stopped by People magazine to chat about their adorable twins.  these two did it right.  They had children at an appropriate age and gave them names that didn't make their children sound like assholes.  Plus these two seem like they are definitely in love rather than in a marriage of convenience based on one partners income (..cough... cough...David Furnish...cough)  I wish these two boys the best and also can't help but be extremely jealous of them.  A husband and two kids is wonderful and just reminds me about how I'm going to die alone.  :(

dlisted.com

Elton's Kids

So Elton John's surrogate gave birth to a baby boy for christmas and now everyone is getting their nipples in a twist.  The UK's Daily Mail writes:

"I can’t help feeling that his decision to become a father is another grotesque act of selfishness from Sir Elton, and that the child is a little Christmas bauble he and his partner have awarded themselves. How telling it is that he was born on Christmas Day. [snip] He [Sir Elton] is also an aging, pampered, self-indulgent millionaire — look at the absurd names he and Furnish have given the poor child, for heaven’s sake! And it is the nagging suspicion that Elton — a man who is by nature an obsessive — has simply acquired a son to satisfy his latest fixation that I find repellent."

I can't help but agree with them.  Elton seems like the kind of self indulgent narcissist who would "buy" a child to add to his collection of items he has acquired in life.  I know I'm just being a judgey queen but I can't help but feel a little sorry for the kid.  I also find it really selfish that he finally decided to have the kid at 62 so by the time his kid is 20 he'll be dead and the kid will never really know his father.

via Towleroad.com

Bullying is the real Word of 2010

So Reichen Lehmkuhl says he is being bullied because Next Magazine called him a "vapid queen".  Why is it these days that everyone is throwing the Bully word around so much.  Everyone called my home girl Chelsea Handler a bully when she was making fun of Angelina.  A real bully is someone who picks on someone who can't defend themselves.  Reichen can and certainly will defend himself.  If you go on a reality tv show shouldn't you prepared for people to talk about you and say negative things about you.  Just saying.

via Gawker.com

True Blood, more like True Nudity

I need to start watching True Blood.  From what it sounds like there is a generous supply of male nudity.  Yes please!  Apparently Alexander Skarsgard is so comfortable with his nude scenes that he just gets naked and stays naked all day even in between takes.  wow, wow, wow.

E News

Crash Test Dummy

Richie Rich gay designer formerly of Heatherette was at a party over the weekend at some place called Don Hill's.  So instead of having a real DJ they set up a dummy that looked like Richie in front of a computer with a pre programmed playlist.  Some funny guys thought it would be hilarious to steal the mannequin so they did and wheeled it out the back door.  I can only imagine what it will be used for.  I see them setting it up in their living room and dressing it in a santa suit and throwing a fantastic christmas party.  At least that is what I would do.  Of coure they'd have to scrape of the layers of makeup to make it look more like santa than a drag queen.

(of course I had to use a photo of Richie with the Tins)

Page Six

How to look like an asshole in 3 easy steps

I know Mary-Kate isn't a socialite or evening close to being gay but I had to post this picture.  Everything about it offends me.  She is saying to herself that all New Yorkers wear black so I'm just going to put all black on and hope for the best.  I think she even planned for the umbrella to bunch up that way so it matched that dead baby seal around her waist.  Yes Mary Kate kills dead animals (alledgedly) so she can eat their soul to stay young and wear their skin to stay warm. 

Speaking of Mary Kate one of my favorite things to watch on youtube is Very Mary Kate.  Some seriously funny Sh$@.  Link below

Very Mary Kate

Last Chance Workout...Literally

I know this isn't a gay post (well it sort of is as everyone I know thinks Bob is gay, gay, gay) but this is one of my favorite TV shows.  I love The Biggest Loser and I'm bummed to find out that Jillian is leaving the show.  I love working out and I'd love to have her be my trainer and kick my ass like she does to the contestants.  If I worked out with Bob I'd be too busy drooling over him to actually do a real work out.  I'm a sucker for tatoos and a hot body.

The Wrap

The Real Gays of.....

My crush Andy Cohen is supposedly working on a bravo version of The Real Housewives franchise.  The totally obnoxious working title of From the Bottom to The Top is what they are working with.  It is their answer to the A-List but with supposedly more connected people.  The supposedly working cast is PR founder Mark Silver, book publicist Kenneth Gillett, interior designer Jordan Carlyle, fashion showroom owner Joey Giuntoli and Penguin designer Kristopher Haigh, who's also the promoter of a popular gay night at The Park in Chelsea.  I was able to find picture of 3 out of the 5. 

Jordan Carlyle

Kenneth Gillett

Mark Silver (L)

Via Towleroad.com

The Tinz

Tinsley Mortimer is hands down my favorite Socialite.  So when I read this post on Racked.com I was overly excited.  A bunch of "celebrities" rode a bunch of bikes that store human energy and that power will be used to light up the countdown screen in times square NYE.  The Tinz got to be one of those illustrious celebrities.  My favorite part is when she gets all extra up in Santa's business.  I know she is divorced and all but gurl needs to settle down. Follow the link below for the video.

 NY Racked

P.S.  Why does Carson Kressley always try to be the gayest man alive?

Lucky Kylie

Kylie Minogue gets to hit this.  All my gays in London worship Kylie like she is the second coming of Jesus.  So because of this I have been brought over to the british way of thinking when it comes to Kylie.  Americans still think she sang some song in the nighties about a train or something.  I can't remember.  All I can think about is that hot piece of yummy in those very skimpy swim trunks. 

Kenneth in the 212

Something to ponder

I've always been a fan of Tom Ford's but these days he is starting to rub me the wrong way.  I'd prefer it if he would rub me the right way.....anyway.  He is starting to sound sort of holier than thou to me.  Like he has it all figured out and we are just pions who don't think the way he thinks.  I personal go to the church of Belvedere just like Chelsea Handler so this quote really chaps my hide.

 “There was a mega cocktail culture through my whole career,” reminisces Ford, who used to roll out cocktail carts for his design staff at 5:00 P.M. and could put away four vodka tonics before his own fashion shows. “But I realized I wasn’t drinking to relax; I was drinking to escape. That’s why I saw a therapist, to see exactly what I was trying to escape from.” Their conclusion: “I was trying to escape from boring goddamned industry dinner parties, which I don’t go to anymore.” Harper's Bazaar

Working in fashion part of the job is going to events.  He sort of makes it sound elitist that he was just too good to go to the parties and had to drink to deal with the people who were at them and somehow deemed beneath him.  Plus the fact that he stopped drinking annoys me.  It means he just isn't fun anymore.  I never like a quitter.

Miss Gaga I have a Question

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta aka Lady Gaga has decided that after her current tour is done she would like to go into academia and become a fashion teacher.  I kind of think this would be the awesomest thing ever.  I went to FIT and to have Lady Gaga come in and teach me would have kind of rocked my world.  Her knowledge of fashion and what it takes to make fashion into a brand would be amazing.  Plus she could bring in her creative director Nicola Formichetti in to guest lecture.  He is also the creative director for Thierry Mugler so the class could have their thesis revolve around how to revive that brand into a powerful fashion house.  Lady Gaga could change fashion from the ground up.  Loves it!

Splash News

Boob Man

Even though Tom Ford is gayer than the day is long apparently he is a boob man.  Rita Wilson tells Bazaar that during her fittings for his new women's line he was very friendly.

"I became aware of Tom's 'boob technique,' " Wilson told Bazaar about meeting Ford during fittings. "He very politely asked if he could adjust my corset. As I said yes, he slid his hand ever so gently into my cleavage and adjusted me. Whaaaaaat? A man who is not my husband touching my breast? And I haven't called the cops?" Harper's Bazaar via Page Six

Socialites

I love a good Socialite as much as a good Mocialite.  Sonja Morgan from RHONY is one of my all time favorites. Gurl tells it like it is and isn't afraid to talk about sex but somehow stays classy the whole time doing it.  Radar Online has a bunch of pictures of Sonja growing up and it sort of looks like she wasn't raised with a silver spoon in her mouth.  The pic above shows here in a pickup truck.  A pickup truck!  Gurl rides around manhattan in a private town car with a driver now.  She made it big time.  Meanwhile she looks impeccable in the pic above.  Great makeup, great earrings, great hair. Loves her.  See more pics below at Radar Online

Radar Online

Yum

This choice piece of ass in the pic above has been cast as a Gay Fairy Stripper on the TV show True Blood.  First of all I think I need to start reading the books because it sounds like it is Christopher Rice combined with Anne Rice and then thrown into a blender of gay.  Then after that I need to start watching the TV show so I can see all the hot men starring on this tv show.  Then after that I'll go to the gym fo six hours out of guilt of seeing these ripped hot men.  That's all.
http://www.afterelton.com/tv/2010/12/true-blood-gay-fairy-stripper-neil-hopkins

crazy gays

those crazy gays who did a lip sync to Party in the USA but changed it to Party in the FIP are back.  They are doing a big gay christmas rendition of All I Want For Christmas.  See the link below for the video.

All I Want For Christmas

This just reminds me of going to Fire Island this last summer and getting a great tan and very drunk.  It also reminds me of how annoyingly cold it is in NYC right now.  Not happy.

Crush of the Day

Everyone who knows me knows that I have a huge crush on Andy Cohen of bravo tv.  Don't ask me why?  Maybe I have some unresolved daddy issues. (awkward)  I never miss a housewives reunion show and I tune in occasionally to Watch What Happens Live.  Well I'm about to get an extra dose of Papa Andy.  What What Happens Live is going a full week from this sunday until December 16.  Maybe I'll have to tune in.  See the article in Variety below for more info.

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118028569

Big Gay Divorce

David Barton owner of the gayest gym on the planet, the chelsea west 23rd street David Barton aka Dolly Parton is getting a divorce from his wife the club promoter Susanne Bartsch.  When I first moved to the city and I'd see pictures of David Barton in the paper or in the gay rags I just assumed he was gay.  I mean look at him!  But apparently he isn't.  The article even says he has moved on and is out there dating again.  Page Six

Last night was the benefit for the Trevor Project called Trevor Live.  As always they walk the red carpet together looking gay high school sweathearts.  The proud parents make great role models for all of us.

The Trevor Project is a 24 hotline for Gay Youth dealing with thoughts of suicide or struggling to come to terms with their sexuality. 

The Trevor Project

Versace Mob Hit

In an interesting turn of events the newspaper The Telegraph is reporting that Gianni Versace was murdered for having debts to the italian mob.  Of course the same article also says that he was killed by Andrew Cunanan (which he was)  so not exactly the most informative bit of journalism.  The article goes on to say that the Mafia were alledgedly hold his ashes hostage in order to get the Versace family to cough up the money owed to them.  This is all sorts of craziness to me.  See the article below for details.

The Telegraph

Art Basel Miami

Seems like Art Basel is the place to be for mocialites these days.  Designers Stefano Pilati and Francisco Costa but showed up at the W Magazine party at Cecconi's.  Stefano is photographed here with socialite Daphne Guinness who is basically the Lady Gaga of the fashion world.  She shows up in one crazy fashion foward outfit after another.  Loves.  I think she is totally a gay man trapped in a woman's body.

I was lucky enough to go to the Cecconi's in London and if you get the chance I highly recommend it.  They have champagne on tap.  On tap!

style.com

Late to the Game

I admit it sometimes I am fashionably late to a party.  The party I'm late to turns out to be the A-List New York, the Realhousewives for gays on Logo.  I watched a marthon of it all day and I can't help but fall in love with this show.  I wanted to hate it so bad but I can't help but love these bitchy queens.  I relate most to Austin because he tells it like is and is kind of in love with himself.  Sums me up pretty good.  I don't have his propensity to get naked though.  I'm a bit too modest for that.  lol

The A-list New York

Mocialite of the Week

Our very first Mocialite of the Week comes in the form of one hot piece of meat known as T.R. Pescod.  Model, Actor and most importantly friend of Barefoot Contessa Ina Garten.  He's done a few shows with Ina in which he helps her cook and I learn nothing because I spend the whole time drooling over him instead of the food.  What makes hime a socialite?  Well he grew up in the Hamptons for one.  He is a model/actor who attends a lot of philanthropic events and has a home in the city as well as in the Hamptons.  He is the real deal and alledgedly single.  For more on this hot man see the links below.


T.R. Pescond

5 Questions with T.R. Pescod

T.R. on Barefoot Contessa

Rich People

This is supposedly Ricky Martin's media room in what I'm guessing is his mansion.  Couldn't you imagine cuddling up next to himon that couch and watching a nice romantic movie with him.  Are we allowed to think impure thoughts about Ricky Martin yet or is it too soon?

celebuzz.com

Picture This

Picture This.  You are extremely late for a wedding in a foreign country.  Your plane lands in another part of the country and you have to take a 6 hour ride through dangerous countryside to get to the wedding.  You found it to be such an interesting experience that you decided to make a movie out of it.  Well that is what mocialite Lance Bass has decided to do with his adventurous trip to Girls Gone Wild HBIC Joe Francis.  Apparently legendary model Cheryl Tiegs was part of the adventure too.  My first question is really why would Lance Bass and Cheryl Tiegs go to Joe Francis' wedding?  I went to a wedding in deep northern minnesota once in the middle of winter and I almost gave up getting there.  I can't imagine schlepping 6 hours through the country side of Mexico to get to a wedding of a guy who pays drunk chicks to take their shirts off.  Just saying.

nypost.com/pagesix

"I'm an all around hot mess"

Janice Dickinson is now The Star of Celebrity Rehab.  I haven't watched this mess of the show but I should be.  The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency was one of the best reality tv shows of all time.  She took crazy to another level.  See below for a nice intro to Janice's time at rehab.

jezebel.com

Stupid Straight People

Apparently the race car driver above has a deal with Extenze (an male "enhancement" drug) to put their labe on his car.  But they are refuzing to pay him now since the deal had to do with another driver even though this guy owns the car.  Just funny to me when people agree to be the face of a ED drug and don't expect to be made to look silly

http://www.tmz.com/

Gay Love

We gays love our divas.  And my beloved Anna is one diva that is worth bowing down to.  But for some reason anna has decided to go all crazy on us.  She is allowing herself to be on P diddy's new album for some reason.  I just feel it is beneath her.  I'm just saying.

A little diddy about Anna Wintour

Gay Stuff

Some like em hot! gawker.com

I think Barney's is going to let him go just for wearing this outfit  nypost.com

this is where I find all my boyfriends nydailynews.com

and this is where I find all my tricks theberry.com

hugh jackman and a puppy...that's all dlisted.com

coming out stories are cool towleroad.com

Crush of the Day

Chris Pine....nuff said

Gay News

Glee's Chris Colfer and Darren Criss do a duet to the most played song at any suburban mall's American Eagle.  So since I've heard this song since I was 12 I'll probably just have to focus on how hot Darren Criss is and just ignore the music.  enjoy the clip below

Baby It's Cold Outside

Top Chef crush

I have an admitted Crush on Dale from Top Chef.  I remember faithfully rooting for him on his original show.  I screamed at the screen when he did not when and his pompous co-star whose name I don't care to remember won the show.  I'm excited for him to be back on Top Chef All-Stars and will be on pins and needles cheering for him every week. 

Speaking of top chef, everyone's favorite contestant on Top Chef Just Desserts Zac Young is a good friend of mine and want to show him some mad support by suggesting that if you are in NYC ever to head over to his restaurant Flex Mussels and tasting some of his tastey desserts